I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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