There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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