i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
