Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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