that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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