At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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