oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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