new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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