508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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