She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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