he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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