Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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