idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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