Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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