oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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