I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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