we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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