Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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