I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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