On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am spending my child support on dildos
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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