You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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