I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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