p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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