Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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