Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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