So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Randomize
