People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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