I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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