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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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