what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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