i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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