it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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