I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
high people should be assigned attendants
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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