i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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