I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
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