Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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