No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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