Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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