He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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