So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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