Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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