The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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