I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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