I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I fill condoms, not promises.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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