The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Randomize
