It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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