operation have a gay friend backfired
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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