He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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