Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
