My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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